Yo dawg, I heard yo dawg likes yo-yos so we put yo dawg in a yo-yo so yo dawg can yo-yo while yo dawg yo-yos. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
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When mom questions your methods for determining someone's sexual orientation.
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain Psych humor to my friends ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Yo dawg, I heard you like dolls, so I put a doll inside your doll so you can play with a doll while you play with a doll.
10 months ago
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Me when I accidentally think in the teacherโ€™s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour: GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
10 months ago
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When the doctor tells you it's not cancer, it's down syndrome ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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American /b/: "I respect your opinion. But I disagree with it. Let me explain why..." European /b/: *incoherent screaming and racial slurs*
10 months ago
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Me winning an argument online at 3 AM but forgetting what the argument was about ๐Ÿฅด
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my mom I'm not cut out for a STEM career ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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It's just a prank bro!
10 months ago
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When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
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When you trade asphalt for Astroturf. ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
10 months ago
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The internet: Making corporate boardrooms sweat since 1995 ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me after my third cup of coffee trying to function at work ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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