Me after taking a caffeine pill to clean my bathroom 😂
Me after taking a caffeine pill to clean my bathroom ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me waiting for happiness like... 😅
Me waiting for happiness like... ๐Ÿ˜…
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Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight 😂
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection 😂 #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
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Me trying to subtly tell my guests that they should READ instead of just STARING at their phones 😂📚
Me trying to subtly tell my guests that they should READ instead of just STARING at their phones ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“š
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Me trying to multitask after my morning coffee ☕
Me trying to multitask after my morning coffee โ˜•
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Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
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Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list 😩
Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Touchdown! This edible stadium is the MVP of any Super Bowl party. 🏈🤤
Touchdown! This edible stadium is the MVP of any Super Bowl party. ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿคค
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When she's the only dessert you need 😂
When she's the only dessert you need ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" 
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." 
Interviewer: 🤨
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
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Me trying to justify buying that vintage Lego set I always wanted as a kid, except now it's worth more than my car 😂
Me trying to justify buying that vintage Lego set I always wanted as a kid, except now it's worth more than my car ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions 😂🧅🍎
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง…๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
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When you prank your dad with a fake pregnancy announcement, but he hits you with the ultimate "I thought you were just getting fat" 😂
When you prank your dad with a fake pregnancy announcement, but he hits you with the ultimate "I thought you were just getting fat" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Protesters using the advanced 'cat's cradle' technique to confuse and entrap the riot police 😂
Protesters using the advanced 'cat's cradle' technique to confuse and entrap the riot police ๐Ÿ˜‚
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