New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
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Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
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Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
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Me trying to figure out the difference between there, their, and they're
Me trying to figure out the difference between there, their, and they're
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Dad: "You're 10 and that's final. You think I'm paying full price? I'm not made of money."
Dad: "You're 10 and that's final. You think I'm paying full price? I'm not made of money."
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Legolas has seen some stuff. 👀
Legolas has seen some stuff. ๐Ÿ‘€
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When you're playing Age of Empires II with your friends and your king sends you on a suicide mission 😂
When you're playing Age of Empires II with your friends and your king sends you on a suicide mission ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me, starting a new project vs. me, 3 months into the project: "Oh my, I've created a Frankensteinian monster of code again, haven't I?"
Me, starting a new project vs. me, 3 months into the project: "Oh my, I've created a Frankensteinian monster of code again, haven't I?"
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This is my kind of Last Supper! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you try to roast someone, but it comes out wrong 😂
When you try to roast someone, but it comes out wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
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When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RamboHousewife
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When you try to explain atheism to your religious grandma 😂
When you try to explain atheism to your religious grandma ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies 😂
When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips*
Her ancestors in heaven: 💀
Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips* Her ancestors in heaven: ๐Ÿ’€
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