Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Pokรฉ Ball, I'd choose you! โค๏ธ
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When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring ๐๐ #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
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Me pretending to be a normal person at work ๐
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Teapot Hitler brewing up some trouble ๐ซ๐
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When your friend orders their eggs "over complicated": ๐๐ณ๐ค
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When you realize you brought a knife to a chainsaw fight ๐
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When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring ๐ฌ
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Me trying to find a valid excuse to skip leg day ๐
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Me and my friend trying to solve every mystery with absolutely zero evidence, a wild imagination, and pure vibes
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You get an Oreo! And you get an Oreo! Everybody gets an Oreo!
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When your friends see the all-you-can-eat buffet opening up.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like A-Team vans, so I put an A-Team van in your MacGyver so you can customize while you improvise
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When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐