When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC. ๐Ÿคซ
9 months ago
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When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
9 months ago
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Me trying to read this without Morgan Freeman's voice: ๐Ÿง  ๐Ÿ’ฅ
9 months ago
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Me after checking WebMD for a headache ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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A captain always goes down...with his lifeboat. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When she says she'll be gentle ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you've seen the same meme 10 times in the last hour and just want to yeet it into the sun. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me after taking a bite of extremely spicy food ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #fรผhrer #instawar
9 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. ๐ŸŽ‰
9 months ago
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When you become a grandparent before you can rent a car ๐Ÿ˜‚
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