Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we don’t like America: 🇺🇸🦅
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
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Globalist tears taste like locally sourced, chemical free, organic kale 🌿😂
Globalist tears taste like locally sourced, chemical free, organic kale ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
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POV:  You’re debating politics with your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner 🦃 😬
POV: Youโ€™re debating politics with your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner ๐Ÿฆƒ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Me waiting for happiness like... 😅
Me waiting for happiness like... ๐Ÿ˜…
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Bill Gates after selling enough Windows licenses to buy a new Lamborghini 😂
Bill Gates after selling enough Windows licenses to buy a new Lamborghini ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When she says no but you're a mad lad 😈
When she says no but you're a mad lad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Millennials trying to adult in this economy. 😭 First homes, then retirement and now eggs?! What's next, we can't afford air?  💀
Millennials trying to adult in this economy. ๐Ÿ˜ญ First homes, then retirement and now eggs?! What's next, we can't afford air? ๐Ÿ’€
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When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. 🤔  #2A #SelfDefense
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. ๐Ÿค” #2A #SelfDefense
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Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery 🔪😂
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me realizing I have to interact with my family now after being tricked into coming inside
Me realizing I have to interact with my family now after being tricked into coming inside
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When you're playing Age of Empires II with your friends and your king sends you on a suicide mission 😂
When you're playing Age of Empires II with your friends and your king sends you on a suicide mission ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're so close to a touchdown but then you realize it's just a participation trophy ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Finding a unique screen name in the future: harder than finding a parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve. 😂
Finding a unique screen name in the future: harder than finding a parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you and your partner have *very* different tastes in movies 😂
When you and your partner have *very* different tastes in movies ๐Ÿ˜‚
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POV: It's your average Tuesday
POV: It's your average Tuesday
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