New Surgeon Generalโs Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
1 year ago
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Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. ๐๐ฐ"
1 year ago
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Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. ๐
1 year ago
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They faked the entire company?! Even had business cards! ๐ Level ๐ฏ piracy. They didn't just steal the designs, they stole the whole dang identity! ๐คฏ
1 year ago
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When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. ๐
8 months ago
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Business is booming, even when the bodies are dropping. Gotta respect the hustle of a Liberty City hotdog vendor. ๐ญ
1 month ago
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Forget romantic comedies, this is what true love on Valentine's Day looks like. ๐ฎโค๏ธ
1 month ago
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My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! ๐ฑ
1 month ago
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That's one way to choose a baby name... Future therapy sessions are going to be interesting. ๐ณ
1 month ago
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Morpheus dropping some senior dev wisdom. One day you won't need to 'vibe' the codebase, you'll just be one with the code. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป
27 days ago
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When you try a new foundation at the mall, but it doesn't quite match๐
1 year ago
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If going to prostitution is a hobby like anime or manga, then what's the problem? ๐ค
1 year ago
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When 'Marco!' doesn't quite cover it... ๐ ๐๏ธ #ParentingPerks
1 year ago
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When car rides lead to awkward family truths ๐๐
1 year ago
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When you celebrate too early and end up with a flag ๐ #football #sports #fail