Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon ๐Ÿคก
9 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
9 months ago
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Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐Ÿฅ‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to get signal for my phone after entering an elevator
9 months ago
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Batman after realizing Robin came in his mask ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you sign your kids up for dance classes and they turn out to be the next generation of disco divas.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
9 months ago
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Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿšฝ
9 months ago
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When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. ๐Ÿฑโœจ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
9 months ago
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Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
9 months ago
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Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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If I see two stick figures in a dress having the time of their life then I'm in for some big news
9 months ago
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Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me and my friend trying to solve every mystery with absolutely zero evidence, a wild imagination, and pure vibes
9 months ago
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Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 months ago
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They fought for equality, and we gave them... cubicles. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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