Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash ๐
1 year ago
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When your website is down, call the URLologist! ๐
1 year ago
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Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?๐ค
It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. ๐
1 year ago
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Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. ๐ค
1 year ago
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Me trying to level up my life ๐ซ
1 year ago
31
When your wisdom tooth is trolling you from inside your gumline ๐
1 year ago
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When 82% of respondents agree... ๐ง๐ค
1 year ago
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This Luchador crosswalk signal is ready to rumble! He's about to body slam jaywalkers into next week. ๐คผ๐ฆ๐
1 year ago
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Me when my mom asks me to get the spider out of her room
1 year ago
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The government is definitely watching your junk๐. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐.
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly tell my guests that they should READ instead of just STARING at their phones ๐๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my therapist that the coffee wallpaper is breathing. โ
1 year ago
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When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" ๐
11 months ago
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When fascism comes to America๐บ๐ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐)
11 months ago
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Me and the girls realizing we forgot to preheat the oven and the food is almost ready ๐