Having lunch with the elements. Sodium is looking salty today. ๐ง
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Me trying to read this without Morgan Freeman's voice: ๐ง ๐ฅ
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Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape ๐
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Little one is just trying to help clothe the less fortunate. Bless her innocent heart ๐
1 year ago
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Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument ๐
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When your crush finally says yes and you gotta celebrate with the boys ๐๐
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When you and the boys decide to take the "scenic" route. ๐
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Back when 'likes' meant holding hands and avoiding polio! ๐ ๐บ
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When you master the art of blending in at work ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ #WhereDidILeaveMyMotivation
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When the cost of living beats the afterlife package deal! ๐๐ค
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Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs ๐
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When you order 9 realdolls online and they arrive
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When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side ๐ค
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Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. ๐ฉ๐ฝ #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
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When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."