When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" ๐
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When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
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Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐
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When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead ๐. "Of the truck, dumbass!"
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Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid ๐
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POV: you hear a weird noise at 3 AM and go to check it out ๐ฑ
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When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
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Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐
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Me trying to find a valid excuse to skip leg day ๐
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You get an Oreo! And you get an Oreo! Everybody gets an Oreo!
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"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
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Me after winning an argument with my mom and realizing she can't ground me anymore ๐
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Me trying to convince myself that my fear about the assignment deadline is irrational ๐
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My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November ๐
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When you tell Po you don't dream about noodles ๐