Wolverine: You know who fucks real good?
Spider-Man: ...
Wolverine: Redheads.
Spider-Man: ๐ค
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This children's book is lit! ๐ฅ ...and then extinguished. ๐ฆ
It's smart, stupid, open, closed, and definitely boy or girl. ๐
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Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐
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When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead ๐. "Of the truck, dumbass!"
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Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
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Me trying to recreate the Bliss wallpaper but my download speed is like 0.5 kb/s ๐
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When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐ฅ๐ช
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When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. ๐
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POV: It's your average Tuesday
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When she says she'll be gentle ๐
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When you survive sex with Chuck Norris and realize you're the only one left standing ๐ฆต๐ค
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Meanwhile, at the International Women's Day parallel parking competition...๐
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She's a keeper. A keeper of secrets...and other things ๐
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When the universe sends you mixed signals about your life choices. ๐
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POV: You're chilling on a beach in Argentina in 1960 and notice your neighbor looks familiar...๐ฌ