Me trying to cook after watching one Gordon Ramsay video ๐๐ฅ
1 year ago
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When your boss asks if you completed that project that's been open for 2 years ๐
1 year ago
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"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad."
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
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"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment ๐
1 year ago
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This math checks out. ๐ค
1 year ago
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Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐น
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be a graceful, elegant pole dancer after watching one YouTube tutorial ๐ #poledancing #fail #nailedit
1 year ago
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This better not be *that* kind of lotion.
1 year ago
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When you're having a bad day, just remember there's an artist out there who filled a phone booth with goldfish and called it art. ๐ ๐
1 year ago
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Finally, a solution for those pesky ear-spiders! ๐ท๏ธ๐ซ๐ด
1 year ago
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POV: You are vibing but your little sibling wants to join.
1 year ago
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Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? ๐ค๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my therapist that the coffee wallpaper is breathing. โ
1 year ago
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When you and the boys go for a ride but you gotta follow your wife ๐
1 year ago
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When you read the ingredients on processed food and accidentally summon Satan... It's all those unpronounceable words. ๐น