When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐๐ค
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Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐ค
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Me realizing I have to interact with my family now after being tricked into coming inside
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Meanwhile, in Thailand, the definition of "going to the bathroom" takes on a whole new meaning. ๐ฝ๐
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Me trying to offer my problems to someone only to find out they have their own problems ๐
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When you want to dig to China but give up after 5 minutes.
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Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
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Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass ๐
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Me trying to explain to my family that I'm "talking" to someone online.
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Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips*
Her ancestors in heaven: ๐
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Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape ๐
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That awkward moment when your extracurricular activities are showing. ๐ณ Yeah, it's definitely tennis.
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Me after having Blair's After Death Sauce with my wrap:
First two panels: *Nom nom*
Last two panels: "Regretting every life decision that led up to this very moment."
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When you try to neatly tear a page out of a spiral notebook and it rips halfway through ๐ญ
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When saving the world means also serving fierce looks! ๐ข๐ฅ๐ #TurtlePower