That moment of sheer panic when you're at your date's house and her kid makes a surprise appearance. ๐ฌ
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My hope the moment I encounter the slightest inconvenience.
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When you think you've escaped being a 'homemaking slave' only to become a corporate slave with a 15-minute break. The illusion of freedom is real. ๐ฅฒ
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He's just trying to save the planet, one 'vaccine' at a time. What could go wrong? ๐
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When you've done your 'research' and just need one more shot to be 'fully protected'. ๐๐
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When you master the art of blending in at work ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ #WhereDidILeaveMyMotivation
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When winning turns into a full-time job and you're ready for retirement ๐ ๐
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When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday ๐
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Me trying to explain to my friends why Linux is superior: "It's what's on the inside that counts...and on the outside too, I guess."
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POV: When you try to sneak to the kitchen for a midnight snack and you find Pac-Man.
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When you're a hipster cat and like Justin Bieber because it's too mainstream to hate him ๐
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." ๐คข
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Zipper problems? This meme got you covered! ๐ No more embarrassing moments with a runaway zipper. ๐ค
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Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline ๐ช๐ฌ