That moment of sheer panic when you're at your date's house and her kid makes a surprise appearance. 😬
That moment of sheer panic when you're at your date's house and her kid makes a surprise appearance. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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My hope the moment I encounter the slightest inconvenience.
My hope the moment I encounter the slightest inconvenience.
2 months ago
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When you think you've escaped being a 'homemaking slave' only to become a corporate slave with a 15-minute break. The illusion of freedom is real. 🥲
When you think you've escaped being a 'homemaking slave' only to become a corporate slave with a 15-minute break. The illusion of freedom is real. ๐Ÿฅฒ
2 months ago
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He's just trying to save the planet, one 'vaccine' at a time. What could go wrong? 😅
He's just trying to save the planet, one 'vaccine' at a time. What could go wrong? ๐Ÿ˜…
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When you've done your 'research' and just need one more shot to be 'fully protected'. 🐑💉
When you've done your 'research' and just need one more shot to be 'fully protected'. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’‰
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When you master the art of blending in at work 🕵️‍♂️📚 #WhereDidILeaveMyMotivation
When you master the art of blending in at work ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š #WhereDidILeaveMyMotivation
1 year ago
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When winning turns into a full-time job and you're ready for retirement 😅🏆
When winning turns into a full-time job and you're ready for retirement ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ†
1 year ago
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When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday 😂
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my friends why Linux is superior: "It's what's on the inside that counts...and on the outside too, I guess."
Me trying to explain to my friends why Linux is superior: "It's what's on the inside that counts...and on the outside too, I guess."
1 year ago
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POV: When you try to sneak to the kitchen for a midnight snack and you find Pac-Man.
1 year ago
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When you're a hipster cat and like Justin Bieber because it's too mainstream to hate him 😂
When you're a hipster cat and like Justin Bieber because it's too mainstream to hate him ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." 🤢
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
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Zipper problems? This meme got you covered! 😂 No more embarrassing moments with a runaway zipper. 🤐
Zipper problems? This meme got you covered! ๐Ÿ˜‚ No more embarrassing moments with a runaway zipper. ๐Ÿค
1 year ago
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Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline 🪐😬
Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. 😂
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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