When you want to give her money but she still wants to dance๐
1 year ago
109
Me trying to find an original Halloween costume ๐
1 year ago
109
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds.
Genie: ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
1 year ago
108
Me trying to convince my friends I'm a fun person after two quiet drinks: ๐๐น๐
1 year ago
108
Me trying to figure out how to draw the female form. ๐
1 year ago
107
When your lions and crowns game is strong, but one lion prefers dancing! ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ช๐ณ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ฎ
1 year ago
107
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad."
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
107
He followed the instructions from the study, but I don't think this is quite what they meant. ๐
1 month ago
107
Looks like 'The Scienceโข' is getting a peer review it didn't expect. ๐ฑ
1 month ago
107
When you thought High School Musical couldn't possibly get any worse after the second one, but then along comes the third movie and it's somehow even *more* cheesy! ๐ง๐ฉ
1 year ago
106
Me pretending to save money so I can buy more cat treats ๐
1 year ago
106
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. ๐
1 year ago
106
When you're feeling down but still want to look fabulous โจ๐ #prettydeath
1 year ago
104
"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment ๐
1 year ago
104
Confidence level: Secretary of War. Actual record: 0-1. At least he's got the thumbs up for effort? ๐