When your imaginary friend has more social engagements than you! ๐คโ๏ธโช๏ธโก๏ธ
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When you asked for extra hands to help, but the universe got a bit too literal! ๐๐
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That backflip was so smooth, it's like the bike grew wings ๐ฒ๐จ
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Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY.
Me: Challenge accepted! ๐
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Me when my friend says his new girlfriend is mixed race ๐
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My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. ๐
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When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". ๐
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Me trying to land my first ollie ๐
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When you buy paper towels and single-handedly save the rainforest๐ณ. Grandma and grandpa are very proud and relieved๐ฅน.
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When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life ๐
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Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash ๐
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She knows what's up ๐. Date night just got a whole lot more interesting ๐ #relationshipgoals #datenight #adulting
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Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. ๐ค
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My life improves exponentially the longer I go without having to open Xorg.conf. Anyone else relate? ๐
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Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies