Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
1 year ago
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When you have zero experience but maximum confidence during a salary negotiation. ๐ป๐ผ
2 months ago
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A Venn diagram explaining our current reality. It's not looking good, folks. ๐
1 month ago
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I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. ๐
1 year ago
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When you're high on life but people assume otherwise ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out my relationship status:
It's complicated ๐
1 year ago
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When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐คข
1 year ago
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Me trying to make new friends: ๐ค
Instructions unclear, hands now stuck to poster.
1 year ago
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When she says no but you're a mad lad ๐
1 year ago
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Me and the boys eliminating the problem ๐ฟ
1 year ago
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When you accidentally hit two elderly pedestrians in GTA ๐ง๐ด
1 year ago
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Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐ฆ ๐
1 year ago
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When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring ๐๐ #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
1 year ago
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Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs ๐