Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
1 year ago
174
When you have zero experience but maximum confidence during a salary negotiation. 🐻💼
When you have zero experience but maximum confidence during a salary negotiation. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ผ
2 months ago
174
A Venn diagram explaining our current reality. It's not looking good, folks. 💀
A Venn diagram explaining our current reality. It's not looking good, folks. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
174
I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. 😂
I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise 😂
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
Me trying to figure out my relationship status:
It's complicated 😂
Me trying to figure out my relationship status: It's complicated ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs 😂
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. 🤢
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
173
Me trying to make new friends: 🤝 
Instructions unclear, hands now stuck to poster.
Me trying to make new friends: ๐Ÿค Instructions unclear, hands now stuck to poster.
1 year ago
173
When she says no but you're a mad lad 😈
When she says no but you're a mad lad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
173
Me and the boys eliminating the problem 🗿
Me and the boys eliminating the problem ๐Ÿ—ฟ
1 year ago
173
When you accidentally hit two elderly pedestrians in GTA 🧓👴
When you accidentally hit two elderly pedestrians in GTA ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿ‘ด
1 year ago
173
Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! 🦠😂
Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring 👀😂 #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚ #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
1 year ago
173
Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs 😂
Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172