Me trying to explain to my mom I'm not cut out for a STEM career ๐
1 year ago
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Me when my friend says his new girlfriend is mixed race ๐
1 year ago
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My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. ๐
1 year ago
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Me, pretending to be productive for 7 hours and 55 minutes so I can finally go home. ๐ด
1 year ago
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Me trying to touch my toes after sitting at my computer for 8 hours ๐
1 year ago
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When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
1 year ago
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Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash ๐
1 year ago
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My life improves exponentially the longer I go without having to open Xorg.conf. Anyone else relate? ๐
1 year ago
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That awkward moment when your side piece has a side piece... and you can't even say anything. ๐ฌ๐ธ
2 months ago
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When your new makeup routine gives you that... special glow. Definitely not born with it. ๐ฌ
2 months ago
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When saving the world means also serving fierce looks! ๐ข๐ฅ๐ #TurtlePower
1 year ago
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Dropping off some 'Hoppy' surprises for Adolf's Easter basket! ๐ฃ๐ฅ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin ๐
1 year ago
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Putin and Chavez discussing the subtle differences between Americans and fermented dairy products ๐