When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain that colorblindness is more than just seeing black and white ๐
1 year ago
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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. Must be one messy sandwich. ๐ฅช๐คข
2 months ago
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Some family secrets are better left undiscovered. Who's gonna tell them? ๐คข
2 months ago
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When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side ๐ค
1 year ago
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When you accidentally rotate the image in MS Paint and all your efforts become FFFFFUUUU-
1 year ago
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My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! ๐๐
1 year ago
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This children's book is lit! ๐ฅ ...and then extinguished. ๐ฆ
It's smart, stupid, open, closed, and definitely boy or girl. ๐
1 year ago
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When the train is so packed, but you're determined to get that 11-piece bucket.
1 year ago
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She said yes! Time to fire up some Mario! ๐
1 year ago
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The government is definitely watching your junk๐. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐.
1 year ago
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When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign ๐
1 year ago
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Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: ๐คก
1 year ago
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When mom finds your secret online life ๐ฑ๐ณ
1 year ago
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When you think you're finally settling down, but he's just leveraging your future for a new set of podracing engines. ๐