When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: 👁️👄👁️
When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
171
Me trying to explain that colorblindness is more than just seeing black and white 😂
Me trying to explain that colorblindness is more than just seeing black and white ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. Must be one messy sandwich. 🥪🤢
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. Must be one messy sandwich. ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿคข
2 months ago
171
Some family secrets are better left undiscovered. Who's gonna tell them? 🤢
Some family secrets are better left undiscovered. Who's gonna tell them? ๐Ÿคข
2 months ago
171
When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side 🤔
When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
170
When you accidentally rotate the image in MS Paint and all your efforts become FFFFFUUUU-
When you accidentally rotate the image in MS Paint and all your efforts become FFFFFUUUU-
1 year ago
170
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
170
This children's book is lit! 🔥 ...and then extinguished. 💦
It's smart, stupid, open, closed, and definitely boy or girl. 😂
This children's book is lit! ๐Ÿ”ฅ ...and then extinguished. ๐Ÿ’ฆ It's smart, stupid, open, closed, and definitely boy or girl. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
170
When the train is so packed, but you're determined to get that 11-piece bucket.
When the train is so packed, but you're determined to get that 11-piece bucket.
1 year ago
170
She said yes! Time to fire up some Mario! 😏
She said yes! Time to fire up some Mario! ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
170
The government is definitely watching your junk👀. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one🍆.
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
1 year ago
170
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign 😂
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
170
Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: 🤡
Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
170
When mom finds your secret online life 📱😳
When mom finds your secret online life ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
170
When you think you're finally settling down, but he's just leveraging your future for a new set of podracing engines. 💀
When you think you're finally settling down, but he's just leveraging your future for a new set of podracing engines. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
170