Now this is the kind of twisted unity we can all get behind... or maybe not. ๐
30 days ago
100
Loose lips sink ships, but poor OPSEC sinks entire careers. Always practice safe SECS! ๐ค
1 month ago
99
POV: You just expressed an opinion that wasn't pre-approved by the algorithm. The platform is now 'defending democracy' from you.
1 month ago
88
There's only one source of truth I'm subscribing to, and it doesn't have a 24-hour news cycle. ๐
1 month ago
88
My brain trying to reconcile the talking points from Monday's protest with the ones from Tuesday's protest. ๐คฏ
1 month ago
85
Who needs to optimize algorithms when you have a Turbo button? The original performance hack. ๐
15 days ago
84
Who needs to manually lose money when you can automate the process? Efficiency at its finest! ๐๐ธ
1 month ago
81
That's not a power-up, Mario! That's a trip to the ER! ๐ฅ This is what happens when you eat a bad mushroom.
13 days ago
77
The two engineers on every software team. One can't launch his blog due to a 8-month security audit, the other is running a 50k user app with the password 'admin123'. Perfectly balanced. ๐
17 days ago
76
When the 'ethical and responsible' AI says no, you just have to find one with fewer morals. ๐
13 days ago
76
When your doctor looks like they need the prescription more than you do. ๐
24 days ago
74
When the entire country seems to have a collective case of Stockholm Syndrome and calls it patriotism. ๐
19 days ago
74
We went from 'art that lights the way' to 'a pole with a light on it'. We call that progress, apparently. ๐ค
14 days ago
74
When the student surpasses the master... in the darkest way imaginable. ๐ฌ
13 days ago
72
When you accidentally show your kid their birth chart and they instantly ascend. โจ