Turns out my wife's childhood gold-digging plan was the best motivation I ever had. Can't even be mad. ๐
1 month ago
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When the word scramble gets a little too real ๐. This game is definitely not for kids! ๐
1 year ago
147
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad."
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
147
Homer knows there's always a bigger conspiracy theory just around the corner. Stay woke, people! ๐๏ธ
1 month ago
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Thanks, Google, for the information I definitely didn't need. BRB, going to the zoo for... research. ๐ฆ
2 months ago
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Me pretending to save money so I can buy more cat treats ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images. ๐คซ
1 year ago
144
He's a man of science, he had to observe and report his findings. ๐จโ๐ฌ
3 months ago
144
When Western AI companies beg for a chance to make a profit, but China just keeps dropping fire open-source models. ๐
2 months ago
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1 year ago
143
I wished for a 'golden shower,' but this is not what I had in mind. Be specific with your wishes, people! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
2 months ago
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That awkward moment when your bank's fraud alert thinks you're the thief. Do you see him? Yes, it's me. ๐
2 months ago
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That sigh of relief when you wake up from a terrible nightmare and realize the world is back to its horrible normal. ๐
2 months ago
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And that, kids, is the real story of dinosaur extinction. They fucked around and found out. โ๏ธ
2 months ago
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That brief moment of horror when you think you've woken up in a crime scene, followed by the sweet, sweet relief. Hallelujah! ๐