Me after seeing how high the gas prices are these days โฝ๐ธ
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And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
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When your poolside moment turns into a reality show ๐ฟ๐ถ๏ธ
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When your brain says no, but your friends say YOLO ๐๐ก
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When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐
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When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. ๐
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Paying your son to farm gold in WoW is basically like paying him to mow the lawn... in Azeroth. Is it wrong? Probably not. Does your wife understand? Definitely not. Just tell her it's 'character development'. ๐
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When you're wearing a niqab and accidentally let one slip ๐จ๐
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American vs Japanese censorship ๐. If you know what I mean ๐
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Microsoft Edge's marketing team really living on the edge with this one ๐. They quickly learned that some words have double meanings. This is why you don't let the interns run the social media accounts unsupervised. ๐
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Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas ๐
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Me, trying to convince myself I'm not an alcoholic after my third 'work from home' happy hour this week. ๐น
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Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". ๐ฌ
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When you have to trust the government or draw 25 ๐
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Swipe right for smooth moves and witty grooves! ๐๐ซ