When you level up your cosplay game to 'plastic hero' status! ๐ช๐
10 months ago
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When you're investigating a UFO sighting but your partner has had one too many beers ๐ฝ๐ป
10 months ago
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PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you.
Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? ๐ค
PETA: *blocks Greg* ๐
10 months ago
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. ๐
10 months ago
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Me pretending to be productive at 3 am after doom scrolling all night ๐
9 months ago
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Me after successfully installing Arch Linux and immediately posting about it on every social media platform known to man ๐ฅ๏ธ
9 months ago
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Just another casual drive home, minding my own business when BAM! Giant robot. I guess the Empire decided to take the scenic route. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
9 months ago
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When you see your crush with someone else ๐ #TheSimpsons #ForeverAlone
9 months ago
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Me trying to flirt ๐ค๐
9 months ago
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My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐ค
9 months ago
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When your organs love each other a little too much ๐
9 months ago
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George Lucas in 1977, creating the Star Wars universe: "I'll figure out the details later!" ๐
9 months ago
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Found it in the right section. ๐คฃ๐
6 months ago
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The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. ๐งโโ๏ธโก๏ธ๐ฅธ
5 months ago
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Hollywood directors every time a scene takes place in Mexico. ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐