When your job treats you like ๐ฉ, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper ๐
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When your Nvidia driver crashes for the 1000th time ๐ฅ๐
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Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains ๐
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Me trying to manifest my dreams by writing them down on April 1st ๐
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NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
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For men it's a glow-up, for women it's a wash-out ๐ญ
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Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. ๐
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When the answers donโt add up! ๐๐
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When you're at a protest and need to remind everyone who's the boss of your uterus ๐ #MyBodyMyChoice #WomensRights
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When your body defies gravity but you're still grounded ๐๐บ
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When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. ๐ Not bad, Android developers, not bad. ๐
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Europeans calculating how much to tip at a restaurant ๐
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When Pinocchio identifies as firewood ๐ฅ
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Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair*
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐"
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POV: You did all the work in the group project and now you're graduating with trust issues.