Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
3 months ago
Me after accidentally confessing my deepest desires instead of saying "I want to kiss your puppy" 🥹
3 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
3 months ago
POV: It's your average Tuesday
3 months ago
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my therapist that the coffee wallpaper is breathing. ☕
3 months ago
When the StarCraft servers go down, and you realize you have no life outside of the game 😭
3 months ago
When science and fiction collide! Carl Sagan + Lando Calrissian = Neil deGrasse Tyson. The formation of the ultimate science communicator. 😂🔭🌌
3 months ago
Me trying to protect my wallet during the Steam Summer Sale
3 months ago
Kim Jong Il before and after discovering the wonders of oxygen.
3 months ago
When Michael says something completely inappropriate, but also kind of funny 😂
3 months ago
When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1🏀 but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game 😂
3 months ago
British sinks: where the hot tap gives you 3rd-degree burns and the cold tap gives you frostbite 🥶🔥
3 months ago
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. 🥺
3 months ago
When your girlfriend's dad finally talks to you after 3 years and it's to show you a "bikini-clad Asian woman" 😂. It's a trap! (Spoiler alert: It's a dude.)
3 months ago