Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
20 days ago
When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."
20 days ago
When the teacher says "It's simple" and moves on, but you are about to become the next Joker
20 days ago
When Windows decides to update at the worst possible moment ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ #WindowsProblems #TechFail
20 days ago
PC users dressed in suits. Mac users are casual. Amiga users are hardcore! ๐Ÿค˜
20 days ago
When your Vegas slot machine has more security and transparency than the national election. ๐Ÿค”
20 days ago
When you think it's just arousal, but then the light switch clicks on...๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฉธ
20 days ago
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago
Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
20 days ago
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
20 days ago
Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good *Checks next level* SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
20 days ago
When your friend asks you what kind of anime you like ๐Ÿคจ
20 days ago
When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
21 days ago
Picard uses Android ๐Ÿ˜‚. Data has a built-in phone. Geordi has a visor phone. Only Worf is left with his old-style communicator...
21 days ago
Me when I was a child vs. me now ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago