When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
7 months ago
It's like a computer, but for those who appreciate the vintage rainbow aesthetic ๐ŸŒˆ
7 months ago
PC Gamers when their friends say they play on console ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
When you're so passionate about open source, you literally become a ninja. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
When you are in a computer science class, and everyone has a Macbook except you ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
When you mistake the sun for the son of God ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ•
7 months ago
When you run out of lotion and you're desperate ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower. ๐Ÿ˜…
7 months ago
Me when I see money vs. Me after spending it all.
7 months ago
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’ฐ"
7 months ago
They want you to think it's crazy that the rich and powerful meet in secret. ๐Ÿคซ They DON'T want you to think about what they're meeting about. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
7 months ago
When you live in an igloo and your water breaks, but you're too engrossed in Ice Road Truckers to notice ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Aragorn when he hears about a transwoman paedophile complaining about the stress of being sent to a male prison
7 months ago
Me trying to catch the train on Monday morning after a crazy weekend๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago