Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". 😂
Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. 😂
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? 🤔
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world 😂. Anyone know how to delete a life?
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyone know how to delete a life?
1 year ago
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One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. 🤔
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). 🏊💀
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas 😂
Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Cinderella in reverse: From princess to cleaning lady. It's called character development... or just a really bad hangover.
Cinderella in reverse: From princess to cleaning lady. It's called character development... or just a really bad hangover.
1 year ago
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When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. 😂
When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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That's no moon...it's a cookie jar!  🌑🍪
That's no moon...it's a cookie jar! ๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿช
1 year ago
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Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
1 year ago
137
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once 😂
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry.  💍💸😂
Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring 😬
When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Windows: "Sir, would you please kill yourself to free some resources?" 
Unix: *rips the frozen browser's head off*
Windows: "Sir, would you please kill yourself to free some resources?" Unix: *rips the frozen browser's head off*
1 year ago
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