When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿฅ—
3 months ago
Me trying to avoid all the ads YouTube is shoving in my face these days ๐Ÿ‘€
3 months ago
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA! Audience: *cheers*
3 months ago
When your social battery dies. โ˜ ๏ธ
3 months ago
Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: ๐Ÿฅต
3 months ago
When your girl says size doesn't matter but you realize she was talking about her own. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
3 months ago
She knows what's up ๐Ÿ˜‚. Date night just got a whole lot more interesting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ #relationshipgoals #datenight #adulting
3 months ago
Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
3 months ago
Me explaining to my doctor that the constant, agonizing pain I feel is just a Tuesday.
3 months ago
Me, the student with the worst grades, giving a graduation speech about how education is important: ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿคก
3 months ago
When your boyfriend's sleep-talking has you side-eyeing the cat like he's an accomplice ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder โšก๏ธ(and anxiety).
3 months ago
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets: My body: *windows shutting down sound*
3 months ago
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
3 months ago