Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
9 months ago
Me trying to build the ultimate gaming setup in my head vs. me in reality
9 months ago
POV: When you and your squad finally coordinate after 1000 tries ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฃ
9 months ago
My face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich" ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
When fascism comes to America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโœ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐Ÿ˜‚)
9 months ago
Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
Finally a pillow for those rough flu seasons ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐Ÿ’€. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
9 months ago
Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
9 months ago
Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
9 months ago
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ
9 months ago
Me trying to access my account after buying a single coffee โ˜•
9 months ago
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago