When your mom says you can pick any restaurant for your birthday dinner.
When your mom says you can pick any restaurant for your birthday dinner.
1 year ago
289
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.💩
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
300
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee 😠
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee ๐Ÿ˜ 
1 year ago
185
This army? Where do I sign up? 🙋‍♀️
This army? Where do I sign up? ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
275
When the highway sign is savage, but accurate.  📵😂
When the highway sign is savage, but accurate. ๐Ÿ“ต๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
233
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.🥔💅
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
299
One leg up on the competition.🎓
One leg up on the competition.๐ŸŽ“
1 year ago
323
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo.  🤦‍♂️
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
288
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best 💩🚽
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
217
When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
1 year ago
182
When you ask for a large Coke in America 😂
When you ask for a large Coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
297
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
1 year ago
184
Liverpool fans be like: 😭😂😭😂
Liverpool fans be like: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
342
Tyrion Lannister + Super Mushroom = Dr. House 🍄
Tyrion Lannister + Super Mushroom = Dr. House ๐Ÿ„
1 year ago
308
So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? 🤔 I guess we'll never know for sure 😂
So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? ๐Ÿค” I guess we'll never know for sure ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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