Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: 🥂
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐Ÿฅ‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public 😂
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
31
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument 😂
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
21
When city kids visit a farm for the first time 😂 #detroit #countrylife #oink
When city kids visit a farm for the first time ๐Ÿ˜‚ #detroit #countrylife #oink
10 months ago
28
Posting your kid's credit card on Facebook to celebrate their first card. Classic example of how NOT to adult.
Posting your kid's credit card on Facebook to celebrate their first card. Classic example of how NOT to adult.
10 months ago
20
Me trying to hold my tongue when my friend starts gossiping ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me pretending to be a normal person at work ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
22
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs 😂
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
16
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
10 months ago
16
Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace 😂
Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
26
Me trying to save the planet one fart at a time 💨🌎😂
Me trying to save the planet one fart at a time ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
17
Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon 🤡
Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon ๐Ÿคก
10 months ago
35
When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" 😏
When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" ๐Ÿ˜
10 months ago
22
When you let circuits decide their own identities 😂🔥
When you let circuits decide their own identities ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
10 months ago
23
What society thinks we do: *crickets*.  Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
10 months ago
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