When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
3 months ago
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
3 months ago
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
3 months ago
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. 😂
3 months ago
When your website is down, call the URLologist! 😂
3 months ago
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: 😂
3 months ago
Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. 🔥😂
3 months ago
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.🤔😂
3 months ago
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" 😂
3 months ago
When you're trying to set a new PR, but your spotter is a toddler.👶🏋️‍♀️ #NoExcuses
3 months ago
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. 💦😂
3 months ago
I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats. They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. 😂
3 months ago
Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash 😂
3 months ago
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister 😂
3 months ago