When your girlfriend's solo pics get way more likes than your couple pics, but you know the real ones are coming to the wedding 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out why my clothes shrink in the dryer: 🧐
3 months ago
Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!" Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
3 months ago
Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her. 😹
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words 😂
3 months ago
IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH. 🤣
3 months ago
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
3 months ago
Gen X Skeletor has no time for your emotional baggage. 😂
3 months ago
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't 😂 #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
3 months ago
Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades 😂
3 months ago
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
3 months ago
Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game 😂
3 months ago
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: 📉
3 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
3 months ago