Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care 😂
3 months ago
My WoW account got hacked, but the hacker didn't change the password, linked their card to my account, bought me a year's subscription AND Diablo 3! Best. Hacker. Ever. 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" 🚗💥😂
3 months ago
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor 😂😈
3 months ago
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" 🚑🚨
3 months ago
Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
3 months ago
When your "friend" turns out to be just a useful contact 😂
3 months ago
When you realize the meeting is just an elaborate tea ceremony.
3 months ago
Me trying to keep my files offline, safe, and organized vs. OneDrive trying to force me into the cloud 😂
3 months ago
Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! 😂
3 months ago
Me after eating chili on a first date: 🔥💨
3 months ago
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes 💀
3 months ago
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
3 months ago
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU 👁️👄👁️
3 months ago