Me trying to make new friends: 🤝 Instructions unclear, hands now stuck to poster.
3 months ago
When your parents give you money for groceries, and they say "buy some fruits and vegetables"... but you're living that college life 😂🥦
3 months ago
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
3 months ago
When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. 💀
3 months ago
When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids 😂
3 months ago
Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
3 months ago
When Photoshop skills are high af 😂
3 months ago
Me pretending to be happy when a coworker I hate gets fired 😂
3 months ago
Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.💀
3 months ago
When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours 😂🚽
3 months ago
When you have to guess the web browser based on increasingly obscure clues: 🦊 + 🪨 + 🎭 + 🦁 + 🚽 = 🤔
3 months ago
Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
3 months ago
When your DNA test reveals you're actually part of the greatest race on Earth 😂 (Plot twist: Everyone's a mix of something!)
3 months ago
When your kid demands the latest console but you hit em with the Silver Surfer challenge 😂. Parenting level: Expert.
3 months ago
Whales discussing the dangers in their waters, one suggesting they should walk on land and another named Barry telling that whale to shut up.
3 months ago