AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. 😂
AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
126
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
79
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
1 year ago
88
UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. 😏
UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
140
Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries
Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living
Me: *Confused screaming*
Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living Me: *Confused screaming*
1 year ago
94
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
1 year ago
148
Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game 😂
Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143
Me after successfully installing Arch Linux and immediately posting about it on every social media platform known to man 🖥️
Me after successfully installing Arch Linux and immediately posting about it on every social media platform known to man ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
1 year ago
163
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer.  Priorities people! 😂
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish 😂
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
100
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
1 year ago
152
Me trying to build the ultimate gaming setup in my head vs. me in reality
Me trying to build the ultimate gaming setup in my head vs. me in reality
1 year ago
84
POV: When you and your squad finally coordinate after 1000 tries ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 year ago
95
My face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich" 😂
My face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
155
When fascism comes to America🇺🇸, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross✝️.  (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 😂)
When fascism comes to America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโœ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐Ÿ˜‚)
1 year ago
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