When being polite goes extinct 😂. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
When being polite goes extinct ๐Ÿ˜‚. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
1 year ago
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Me trying to justify to my mom that subtitles aren't for babies 😂
Me trying to justify to my mom that subtitles aren't for babies ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Touchdown! This edible stadium is the MVP of any Super Bowl party. 🏈🤤
Touchdown! This edible stadium is the MVP of any Super Bowl party. ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿคค
1 year ago
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Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem 😂
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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POV: You’re the emo kid and your family still thinks you’re a cinnamon roll. 😂
POV: Youโ€™re the emo kid and your family still thinks youโ€™re a cinnamon roll. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!"  📉🔥 Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." 👵📈
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
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Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 😂
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking 🤔
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company 😉🏳️‍🌈
When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
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Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they won’t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. 🏃‍♀️🧟‍♂️🏠
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they wonโ€™t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ 
1 year ago
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When the squirrels discover the bird feeder is more than just a snack dispenser 😂💨
When the squirrels discover the bird feeder is more than just a snack dispenser ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch 😂
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism 😂
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
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