Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
9 months ago
Me pretending to be a normal human. 🤦
9 months ago
Me realizing I have to interact with my family now after being tricked into coming inside
9 months ago
Dad: "You're 10 and that's final. You think I'm paying full price? I'm not made of money."
9 months ago
Me trying to justify having all these streaming services 💸
9 months ago
She said yes! Time to fire up some Mario! 😏
9 months ago
When the title doesn't quite match the content 😂. Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
9 months ago
Tom Cruise be like: "I don't age, I level up."
9 months ago
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. 😂
9 months ago
When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age 💦
9 months ago
When your wisdom tooth is trolling you from inside your gumline 😂
9 months ago
Me trying to convince my friends I'm a fun person after two quiet drinks: 🌈🍹😜
9 months ago
May the spare change be with you.
9 months ago
Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM 😂
9 months ago
When the hand dryer hits just right after a spicy taco tuesday
9 months ago