Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen 🐜
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen ๐Ÿœ
1 year ago
136
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" 
"Yes. All the others were nines or tens." 
Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
1 year ago
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She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment 😂
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
83
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
1 year ago
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Me after accidentally confessing my deepest desires instead of saying "I want to kiss your puppy" 🥹
Me after accidentally confessing my deepest desires instead of saying "I want to kiss your puppy" ๐Ÿฅน
1 year ago
86
Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
1 year ago
133
POV: It's your average Tuesday
POV: It's your average Tuesday
1 year ago
78
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
1 year ago
88
Me trying to explain to my therapist that the coffee wallpaper is breathing. ☕
Me trying to explain to my therapist that the coffee wallpaper is breathing. โ˜•
1 year ago
73
When the StarCraft servers go down, and you realize you have no life outside of the game 😭
When the StarCraft servers go down, and you realize you have no life outside of the game ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
85
When science and fiction collide! Carl Sagan + Lando Calrissian = Neil deGrasse Tyson. The formation of the ultimate science communicator. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ญ๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
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Me trying to protect my wallet during the Steam Summer Sale
Me trying to protect my wallet during the Steam Summer Sale
1 year ago
92
Kim Jong Il before and after discovering the wonders of oxygen.
Kim Jong Il before and after discovering the wonders of oxygen.
1 year ago
137
When Michael says something completely inappropriate, but also kind of funny ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
130
When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1🏀 but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game 😂
When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1๐Ÿ€ but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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