Me trying to explain the entire Zelda timeline to someone who's never played it ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
When you over-engineer your moat but still manage to keep the cabbages dry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
These store rules are wild ๐Ÿ˜‚ Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. ๐Ÿ’จ
4 months ago
Me, an atheist, petting the tiger: 'Sup, stripes?'๐Ÿ…
4 months ago
When the sign is brutally honest ๐Ÿ˜‚. No sugarcoating here, just pure, unadulterated truth. It's like the sign is saying, 'Look, I'm not going to lie to you, if you hit me, you're about to have a REALLY bad day.'
4 months ago
When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
4 months ago
Me trying to figure out which is worse: being broke or being shot ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you want to give her money but she still wants to dance๐Ÿ’ƒ
4 months ago
Me trying to escape my responsibilities
4 months ago
Me pretending I donโ€™t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐Ÿš€ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you are excited about the cake, but you also donโ€™t want your younger sibling to grow up ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Party like this or you'll party like...๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago