Me looking at other people's cringe status updates to feel better about myself 😂
7 months ago
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! ✨🤖🫧 Like a Bosch indeed. 😂
7 months ago
If she's never rage quit because of dial-up... she's too young for you. 😂
7 months ago
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.🧘💰
7 months ago
In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively. 🔥
7 months ago
When you are in the middle of something important and your mom calls to tell you grandma died.
7 months ago
Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
7 months ago
It's impossible. It's risky. It's pointless. Give it a try. Two minutes later: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
7 months ago
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do 😈
7 months ago
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement 😂
7 months ago
Me pretending to be cool 😎 after my crush said hi 👋
7 months ago
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes 😂
7 months ago
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer 😂
7 months ago
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates finally agree on something in the afterlife: Windows wasn't responsible for the downfall of Apple's founder. 😂
7 months ago
Me when I found out the founder of Apple died because of PC 😂
7 months ago