When you want to go all the way with Neytiri 🥵
4 months ago
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself 😬
4 months ago
I didn't see that coming 😂. Worst therapy session ever.
4 months ago
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
4 months ago
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
4 months ago
Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort 😂
4 months ago
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
4 months ago
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
4 months ago
When customer service goes above and beyond 😂. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! 🏖️
4 months ago
Me trying to understand my math homework after staring at it for 5 minutes straight
4 months ago
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.🦇
4 months ago
Me when someone offers me the last slice of pizza
4 months ago
CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
4 months ago
One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.🤔
4 months ago