Dad dropped a reality bomb on the whole family ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ
3 months ago
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. ๐Ÿ˜‰
3 months ago
All that studying and student debt just to be replaced by AI. The ultimate prank! ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐Ÿ˜…
3 months ago
When you go looking for a scientific explanation and find a family-shattering one instead. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
And just like that, their opinion becomes invalid. ๐Ÿง
3 months ago
The real hustle is selling the hustle. ๐Ÿง 
3 months ago
That's one heck of a 'thank you for your service' bonus. ๐Ÿคจ
3 months ago
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. ๐ŸŒก๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ
3 months ago
He won the parking lottery, but at what cost? ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
This is what they call mutually assured destruction ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
Fred always had the best plans... for himself, that is. ๐Ÿ˜
3 months ago
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 months ago