Username checks out. This security guard is taking 'company time' to a whole new level. 🤘
3 months ago
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. 😉
3 months ago
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
3 months ago
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. 😂
3 months ago
When you're hunting for a great white shark but find a whole different kettle of fish. 🦈
3 months ago
They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😉
3 months ago
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! 😉
3 months ago
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? 💀
3 months ago
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. 😅
3 months ago
When you have big dreams but your dad had... other plans 🐐
3 months ago
He's got a point, the logic is sound. Bros before... newborns? ♟️
3 months ago
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. 👑
3 months ago
Han Solo's dad jokes are strong with the Force... of annoyance. 🙄
3 months ago
Can't a guy show his appreciation for a thorough examination? 😂
3 months ago
Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. 😅
3 months ago