US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. 🤷‍♂️
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
142
When the marketing department is brutally honest about their product. Escort quality at hooker pricing? I'm sold!
When the marketing department is brutally honest about their product. Escort quality at hooker pricing? I'm sold!
4 months ago
106
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. 😬
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
104
When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.
When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.
4 months ago
150
So basically, we're at our most real when things are either taking off or falling apart. Makes sense. 🤷‍♂️
So basically, we're at our most real when things are either taking off or falling apart. Makes sense. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
108
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. 🥲
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐Ÿฅฒ
4 months ago
163
When you take the 'Start Me Up' sign a little too literally. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ
4 months ago
132
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. 😂
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
148
My face when I realize I spend 3 hours watching a football game that only has 11 minutes of actual gameplay. 🤯
My face when I realize I spend 3 hours watching a football game that only has 11 minutes of actual gameplay. ๐Ÿคฏ
4 months ago
105
The new guy on the ski team is a bit grizzly, but he shows a lot of raw talent. 🐻⛷️
The new guy on the ski team is a bit grizzly, but he shows a lot of raw talent. ๐Ÿปโ›ท๏ธ
4 months ago
120
When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. 🤦‍♂️
When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
120
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. 😳
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
4 months ago
134
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! 🍕🗺️
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
4 months ago
131
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. 🐔
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. ๐Ÿ”
4 months ago
156
That moment you realize the 'person' you've been arguing with for 3 hours is actually a collective hivemind, a bot, or some other esoteric internet entity. 🤖
That moment you realize the 'person' you've been arguing with for 3 hours is actually a collective hivemind, a bot, or some other esoteric internet entity. ๐Ÿค–
4 months ago
137