One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
1 month ago
When you thought you were getting a dark and brooding superhero story, but you accidentally tuned into Cartoon Network ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
1 month ago
Politicians before and after elections be like: ๐Ÿฅบโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
1 month ago
When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.๐Ÿฅฆ
1 month ago
Me trying to understand vampire logic ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you want to add a little *oomph* to your coworkers' day ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just imagine the jumpscares! This is the ultimate office prank throne ๐Ÿ‘‘.
1 month ago
Ja Rule when he sees that KFC bucket: "Where is the lie?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 month ago
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity. "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to trash talk in real life after spending too much time online ๐Ÿซ 
1 month ago
Introducing the Privacy Tent: Because sometimes you just need to escape from reality (or your family) for a little while. Comes in multiple colors to match your aura. โœจ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Surrounded yet threatened? ๐Ÿค” Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
1 month ago
Me trying to remove my gel manicure after 6 months๐Ÿ’…
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