Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look 😬
Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
133
Me trying to explain to my toaster why it's not toasting my bread properly 🤔
Me trying to explain to my toaster why it's not toasting my bread properly ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
129
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 year ago
145
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. 🤣
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
140
When the word scramble gets a little too real 😂.  This game is definitely not for kids! 💀
When the word scramble gets a little too real ๐Ÿ˜‚. This game is definitely not for kids! ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
77
Me trying to run old games on my modern PC
Me trying to run old games on my modern PC
1 year ago
76
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." 
Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." 
Batman: "...so?"
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." Batman: "...so?"
1 year ago
136
When the Men’s Rights Activists ask the Women’s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels 😂🥪
When the Menโ€™s Rights Activists ask the Womenโ€™s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅช
1 year ago
119
Me trying to figure out which fork to use at a fancy restaurant: 🍴🤔
Me trying to figure out which fork to use at a fancy restaurant: ๐Ÿด๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
70
This sweater is the Konami Code to a stylish winter. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start... your winter wardrobe!
This sweater is the Konami Code to a stylish winter. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start... your winter wardrobe!
1 year ago
70
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
1 year ago
125
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different 😂
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
128
When you and your girls run the world 💅🌎 #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
When you and your girls run the world ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŒŽ #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
1 year ago
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