Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. ๐Ÿ˜Ž"
2 months ago
Me and my homies delegating all our brainpower to the professionals so we can enjoy Hot Girl Summer without a single thought. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
2 months ago
Samurai Warriors 4: Where you can finally achieve inner peace by turning off the female characters ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Just another casual day in Australian Parliament ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ž
2 months ago
When you reach peak based levels and realize that true diversity is no diversity at all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. ๐Ÿ’€ The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you and your bestie are having a relaxing spa day ๐Ÿง–โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿš๐Ÿฅฃ
2 months ago
That's one smart kitty ๐Ÿ˜น
2 months ago
"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
2 months ago
If you like someone, tell them. Don't break their bones. That's illegal. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
2 months ago
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
2 months ago
Me trying to explain social media to my grandparents: "It's like Ancient Egypt, but with cat videos."
2 months ago
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago
Me when the bass drops: ๐Ÿ‘
2 months ago