Professor: "Where's the meat?" Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!" Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
2 months ago
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers ๐Ÿป
2 months ago
When you love your Apple products a little TOO much ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your workout routine gets a little too intense. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
New from Challenger Model Kits, the NASA Space Shuttle Columbia. With Exploding Fuel Tanks and Flammable tiles. No Assembly Required.
2 months ago
Me praying for the tram to arrive on time ๐Ÿ™
2 months ago
When men and womenโ€™s attractiveness rankings completely align ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Expectation vs. Reality: Dating Edition ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me trying to get my crush's attention ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you walk in on your roommate during a sex scene and troll face is there to make it extra weird ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Dad: "Can't decide which hand to use?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you desperately want to go water skiing but also need to pick up the kids from school๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago