When the professor says the oral exam is half your grade
1 month ago
"Jumpolines" 😂 This meme takes me back... way back to when trampolines were whole and moms weren't breaking them. Ah, good times! 👵
1 month ago
When a bird interrupts your shower time and things go hilariously wrong 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to convince my friend to come with me to Target 🎯
1 month ago
I can't be the only one who sees a disturbing similarity here. 🤔
1 month ago
Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* The Church: 🔥BURN THE WITCH!🔥
1 month ago
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex 😈
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When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. 😬
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Me running from one situationship to another.🏃‍♀️💨
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Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes 😂
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Me trying to explain to my adopted toddler that sharing is caring 😂😭
1 month ago
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section 😂
1 month ago
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
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She's a keeper. A keeper of secrets...and other things 😉
1 month ago
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
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