When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you're so woke, you want to ban the one thing that keeps you warm and cooks your mammoth steaks. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation. ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you realize the Pope is now Made in America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy๐Ÿฅ“
1 month ago
Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet. Rules for thee, not for me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
One million dollars ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 month ago
Hillary Clinton tests negative for president. Guess she'll have to stick to deleting emails. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Jill: They are undoing everything you did as President!! Joe: I was President?
1 month ago
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed๐Ÿคฏ
1 month ago
Finally a worthy challenge for all the chaos-loving gamers out there. Can't wait to cause mayhem in style ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to convince myself that ordering 5 packages in one day from Amazon is environmentally friendly because it reduces trips ๐Ÿคก
1 month ago
Me in 2030 getting cancelled for saying I like the opposite gender ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
1 month ago