Finally got a job interview... It's for a casting couch role.
1 month ago
My family tree looks like a UN meeting. 😂
1 month ago
Me pretending to be annoyed when straight couples kiss in public so I don't look like the only one bothered 😂
1 month ago
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down 😱😂 #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
1 month ago
Me after one (1) match of Call of Duty 😂
1 month ago
When you drop your Nokia in the toilet and it breaks the toilet instead 😂
1 month ago
This is not okay. Consent is everything. 🤔
1 month ago
Obi-Wan's got a point...🤔 Those blast points are suspiciously accurate. Who knew Tusken Raiders had such advanced targeting systems? 😂
1 month ago
Steve Jobs' office is now six feet under. 💀
1 month ago
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
1 month ago
Me trying to create the most balanced character creation screen in my video game.
1 month ago
From Hermione to *Hermoiney*🥵
1 month ago
Me, trying to convince myself I'm not an alcoholic after my third 'work from home' happy hour this week. 🍹
1 month ago
When you get a gold star for successfully identifying the Jew.
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my friend that PC building is a better experience than buying a pre-built Mac Pro 😂
1 month ago