The 9-to-5 grind is looking real silly right about now. 🥲
The 9-to-5 grind is looking real silly right about now. ๐Ÿฅฒ
8 months ago
128
We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. 🫠
We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. ๐Ÿซ 
8 months ago
58
He thought the 'no more Indian food' argument was a checkmate... he was wrong. 💀
He thought the 'no more Indian food' argument was a checkmate... he was wrong. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
107
They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. 🎓😂
They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
59
Romance is dead, but sarcasm is very much alive. 💅💨
Romance is dead, but sarcasm is very much alive. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’จ
8 months ago
103
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. 🍺😂
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
77
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. 😉😈
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ˆ
8 months ago
88
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. ๐Ÿซ 
8 months ago
88
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' 💀🔥
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
8 months ago
80
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. 🧐
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. ๐Ÿง
8 months ago
80
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? 🙄
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? ๐Ÿ™„
8 months ago
65
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. 🤷‍♂️
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 months ago
84
Talk about a complicated relationship status. 😬
Talk about a complicated relationship status. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
8 months ago
101
When the AI calls you out on your Stack Overflow habits... 🤖😂
When the AI calls you out on your Stack Overflow habits... ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
82
Is that a promise or a public service announcement? Asking for a friend... 👀
Is that a promise or a public service announcement? Asking for a friend... ๐Ÿ‘€
8 months ago
91