When you're feeling a little short on company ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
1 month ago
When you try to flex on someone with no arms but forget you also have no arms ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Connecticut Welcomes You! Birthplace of George W. Bush We Apologize ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you accidentally use 'detect thoughts' on the wizard asking for spare change.
1 month ago
When you try to confess your feelings, but autocorrect has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
1 month ago
Heathrow Airport celebrating Star Wars day in style!โœˆ๏ธ Just try not to get stuck on Hoth with a delayed C3PO ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I donโ€™t have to socialize ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
New washing instructions are terrifying. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 month ago