The official gadget for when you're too lazy to even hold your phone while lying down. We have peaked as a civilization.
The official gadget for when you're too lazy to even hold your phone while lying down. We have peaked as a civilization.
9 months ago
188
When your landlord makes a ridiculous complaint, you have to respond with an ultimate petty move. This is next-level strategic thinking. 🧠
When your landlord makes a ridiculous complaint, you have to respond with an ultimate petty move. This is next-level strategic thinking. ๐Ÿง 
9 months ago
243
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. 🤣
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐Ÿคฃ
9 months ago
280
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. 😂
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
245
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. 🤣
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. ๐Ÿคฃ
9 months ago
275
This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. 😉
This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. ๐Ÿ˜‰
9 months ago
252
That awkward moment you realize 'thinking for yourself' just means repeating what the politicians say. 🐑
That awkward moment you realize 'thinking for yourself' just means repeating what the politicians say. ๐Ÿ‘
10 months ago
153
Well, that's one way to look at it. Technically correct, and also a massive red flag. 🚩🤷‍♂️
Well, that's one way to look at it. Technically correct, and also a massive red flag. ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
251
The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
10 months ago
151
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. 📞💥
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ฅ
10 months ago
236
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. 😉
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 months ago
230
That moment of realization when your doctor knows more about your diet than you do. 😬
That moment of realization when your doctor knows more about your diet than you do. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
217
When the devil tries to be intimidating but you've spent too much time on the internet. 😂
When the devil tries to be intimidating but you've spent too much time on the internet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
176
She thought she was making a point about length, but the internet decided to measure her forehead instead. That's a critical hit! 💀
She thought she was making a point about length, but the internet decided to measure her forehead instead. That's a critical hit! ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
195
He's taking this whole 'ghosting' thing a little too seriously. You can't disappear on him now. 👻
He's taking this whole 'ghosting' thing a little too seriously. You can't disappear on him now. ๐Ÿ‘ป
10 months ago
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