When you walk in on your roommate during a sex scene and troll face is there to make it extra weird ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Dad: "Can't decide which hand to use?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When you desperately want to go water skiing but also need to pick up the kids from school๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When your rival steals your girl (and your Squirtle costume) ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you thought you finally found an empty stall and someone looks over ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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Me explaining to my friend why I think the Jetsons predicted a utopian future ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
5 months ago
Me casually walking into my parents room at 2 AM to ask if they have any games on their phone.
5 months ago
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. ๐Ÿคข
5 months ago
Me trying to subtly help my friend realize they have something on their butt ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
American tourists when they see a manual car in Europe: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
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When you accidentally confess your infidelity to your girlfriendโ€™s identical twin sister ๐Ÿ˜‚
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