The pure bliss of getting the invite but choosing peace and quiet instead. 😌✨
The pure bliss of getting the invite but choosing peace and quiet instead. ๐Ÿ˜Œโœจ
1 year ago
226
When your mom tells you to pull your pants up one too many times. 👖
When your mom tells you to pull your pants up one too many times. ๐Ÿ‘–
1 year ago
317
He makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. 🤔😂
He makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
314
I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! 😂
I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
332
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. 👨‍⚕️🐶 Don't waste the meds! 🤣
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿถ Don't waste the meds! ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
328
Taking calls from world leaders on the new secure line. Seems legit. 📞😂
Taking calls from world leaders on the new secure line. Seems legit. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
323
Bro is using the 'How to get slapped' WikiHow guide. 💀
Bro is using the 'How to get slapped' WikiHow guide. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
387
Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. 📈
Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
334
Wait, so the good guys' big ceremony was based on *that*? George, we need to talk... 🤨
Wait, so the good guys' big ceremony was based on *that*? George, we need to talk... ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
324
This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. 😂🎤
This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽค
1 year ago
278
It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. 🚌
It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. ๐ŸšŒ
1 year ago
354
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math 🤨💀
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
222
And you thought being the third wheel was awkward... 😬 Talk about being stuck in the middle! 😂
And you thought being the third wheel was awkward... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Talk about being stuck in the middle! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
337
When your threat is actually a self-own. 😬
When your threat is actually a self-own. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
324
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! 📈🚀
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
357