We monks have achieved enlightenment. We now understand the true meaning of resistance. OHMMMMM...
17 days ago
My Facebook fact-checker must have gone on vacation because my posts are getting WILD! 😂 #FacebookJail #FactCheckFail
17 days ago
POV: You are a saber tooth tiger about to hunt. 10,000 years later, you are now a bunny 🐰 😂
17 days ago
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
17 days ago
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. 😂
17 days ago
Me and my imaginary partner locking in our love forever.🔑❤️
17 days ago
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first. Love can wait. 😂"
17 days ago
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
17 days ago
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
17 days ago
When you can't afford all four wheels, but still need to get to work
17 days ago
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. 😈
17 days ago
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
17 days ago
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
17 days ago
When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news 😂
17 days ago
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" 😭
17 days ago