Me, trying to convince myself I'm not an alcoholic after my third 'work from home' happy hour this week. 🍹
3 months ago
When you get a gold star for successfully identifying the Jew.
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my friend that PC building is a better experience than buying a pre-built Mac Pro 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day 😂
3 months ago
FALCON PUNCH!! It solves teen pregnancy...and probably a few other problems too 😂
3 months ago
When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command 😂. Resistance is futile!💍
3 months ago
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle. 💦
3 months ago
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
3 months ago
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade 😂
3 months ago
When you want to celebrate but choose the wrong day
3 months ago
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time 😂
3 months ago
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to decide which toaster to buy after seeing one in an influencer's bathroom 🤔
3 months ago
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up 😂😍
3 months ago
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) 😂
3 months ago