When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border 😂
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Europe: "We need to do something about the growing migrant crisis."
Migrants: "Say no more fam!"
Europe: "We need to do something about the growing migrant crisis." Migrants: "Say no more fam!"
10 months ago
87
Wow, this street has changed a lot!  Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years 📞👴
Wow, this street has changed a lot! Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ‘ด
10 months ago
83
When you see your type of guy
When you see your type of guy
10 months ago
89
UK: Maybe next time...
Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought 😈)
UK: Maybe next time... Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought ๐Ÿ˜ˆ)
10 months ago
67
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like he’s about to turn water into wine…with a kick. 😂
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
74
When you're drunk at 3 am and go to the drive-thru ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
82
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.💃🕺
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
10 months ago
68
Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places 😂
Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
74
Me trying to subtly become Megamind
Me trying to subtly become Megamind
10 months ago
100
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
10 months ago
79
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. 🍗
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. ๐Ÿ—
10 months ago
95
So, if you're happy in a non-muslim country, why did you even leave your own? 🤔
So, if you're happy in a non-muslim country, why did you even leave your own? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
77
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family*
Rock: Turn me over
Me: *turns the rock over*
Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock 🪨

Me: 💀💀🗿🗿
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family* Rock: Turn me over Me: *turns the rock over* Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock ๐Ÿชจ Me: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ
10 months ago
61
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
10 months ago
60