When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
3 months ago
When your crush says they are feeling more suicidal than usual and your first thought is "lemme smash" 💀
3 months ago
When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone 😂
3 months ago
When you're feeling a little short on company 🤏😂
3 months ago
Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
3 months ago
When you try to flex on someone with no arms but forget you also have no arms 😂😭
3 months ago
Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily 😂
3 months ago
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! 😂
3 months ago
Connecticut Welcomes You! Birthplace of George W. Bush We Apologize 😂
3 months ago
When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls 🚽😂
3 months ago
When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high 😂
3 months ago
When you accidentally use 'detect thoughts' on the wizard asking for spare change.
3 months ago
When you try to confess your feelings, but autocorrect has other plans 😂
3 months ago
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
3 months ago
Heathrow Airport celebrating Star Wars day in style!✈️ Just try not to get stuck on Hoth with a delayed C3PO 😂
3 months ago